A ket

It has been a long time since my last entry. No, I did not travel or did something exciting with my life. I just, well, took a break.

I used my bitchy blog a lot this past month. Its a bitchy blog so I'm not gonna` link it here.
What is a bitchy blog? Why do I have one?

Well, a bitchy blog is where I put all my bitchy-ness. I blog about other people there, I provoke, I make fun and make the readers (well a particular reader) miserable. I have had three victims of that blog. LOL. But hey, they do read my posts. Masochists.

I keep this blog because... uhm... its my bitchy outlet. period.

Anyhow, on to good stuff.

A friend of mine works for a food processing plant-warehouse-whatever. One day he saw a cat inside the premises. Now that's totally unacceptable. The place should be pet-free, pest-free etc etc.

So he then reported the matter to a colleague.

Friend: I saw a cat down at the warehouse.
Colleague: (this guy is Indian by the way) huh? a what?
F: a cat. you know, the animal (with matching hand gestures)
C: a what? I don't understand.
F: a cat. a cat! you know a dog? smaller than dog...but other animal.
C: I don't understand!
F: a cat!!
(at this point my friend was really frustrated so he just made a sketch of the deym animal)

F: this... a cat!!

C: OHHH, A KET!!

ROFLMAO!